2 Jun 15

Seriously how can this guy above, who does nothing but scowl and foul (and complains about the fouls he does commit) be taken seriously as having a champion’s pedigree.

When you play with 3 future damn HOF (Hall of Fame, for those that are acronym disabled) players and an offensively deficient but assist hungry oint guard (because he doesn’t get points so he’s an OG (oint guard)(more on this guy in a different rant) you should get at least one title.

Not because of anything you did though, your scowl and foul powers didn’t lift the team to defeat any of your opponents. Most often it left them having to put in the guy that had better abilities than your bum ass.

If you haven’t figured it out, I’m talking about Kendrick Perkins (though the photos should have given it away… haha), or as we here at Random Ramblings affectionately, but seriously call him Shitrick Perkins. Why do we call him that, because he is nothing more than cannibalized ass.

This guy thinks he’s actually good enough, along with this fictional championship experience that he supposedly has in abundance to tell Kevin Durant what he needs to work on to improve his game.

This from a guy who’s career stats are 5.5ppg and 5.9rpg, yet he can tell the guy who won an NBA MVP (Most Valuable Player) award what to work on.  “Wait…. as I resuscitate myself back to life… my untimely blogging death”.

Thanks for waiting, now back to the subject. Son, the reason you were left out of those pictures you were so salty about, is because your game was non-existent and they forgot you were on the team. Steven Adams thanks you for being so trash and letting him have the spot.

Now he goes to Cleveland and is seen giving LeBron a pre-game pep talk, I’m watching like fam, sit the fuck down what can you tell the best player in the game, when you’re just getting ready for your shift to begin so you can clean up the area.

Isn’t that what garbage players do?? Wait I forgot you have a ring, so the media can say you have championship pedigree.

Even though your best skills are the scowl and foul and being the hired goon to take out players that are giving the best player in the world fits, on his orders I might add, (don’t believe me go back and watch LeBrons reaction after the screen is set and the action begins). Once again that must be the championship pedigree that I’ve heard about this guy.

I would honestly like someone to explain his great value to me, until then, sit your trash compacting behind down!!

That’s my word!!

– By TIRONE JEFFERSON “Sports from the Street”